Arrogance...

I was told last night that I'm an arrogant prick. I just thought that I was being truthful. Oh well.

I'm an Aries male. I was told that this morning by a co-worker. I was told that I am arrogant, bossy, domineering, cantankerous and snobby. I just thought that I carried myself like a gentleman with intelligence and class. Oh well.

Life's a tough deal sometimes. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Those with a healthy ego about themselves get ahead. You can't have an unhealthy, "you totally suck, I'm the best, you're a total retard" type of vibe, but, you have to be able to know that you are a star at whatever you do well, and that you demand to be treated like one. Sure, you learn along the way, and that only makes you better. It doesn't mean you suck, it only means that you're talented, but that someone wants to make you that much better. Too many people overlook that and beat themselves up when someone's just trying to help.

In any event, I'm going to the Jersey Shore this weekend to party it up like DDP. No...seriously...I'm gonna rock a wifebeater and jeans, and I may just pull out the snakeskin cowboy boots for good measure. Well, those jeans may end up linen pants, and those snakeskin boots may end up sandals if Kim has anything to do about it, but someone will FEEL THE BANG! Actually...no...well...maybe...ehhh...yeah. I'm basically a pervert. Whatever.

I offend women at the gym with the sweat from my balls. I work hard, and get abnormally sweaty. So, when I end my workout with a stretch, I know my odor is offensive, so I normally sit with Kim, who, from living with me, knows that I can smell both much better and much worse. Two days ago, Kim was not there, and a lovely young woman who smelled as bad as I did, smiled at me, and explained that we work out harder than everyone else, and told the girl who was to my left to quit scrunching up her nose, cause she would smell just as bad as we did if she worked out harder. She then asked for my phone number. I told her I was betrothed... She then said that I was cute, but that she just wanted to fuck me anyway. She then leaned over, gave me a great view of a great ass, and slowly walked away. Oh well. It was her loss anyway :).

I'm done.

- Marcus